Extry, Extry, Read All About It

Jim McGreevey, Governor of mine own state of En-Jay, is stepping down, on accounta he had an extra-marital affair with another man. "I am a gay American," he said on the radio a few minutes ago, "I engaged in adult consensual affairs with another man, which violates my bonds of matrimony."

Resignation effective November 15th.

Bizarre spin on the story to begin much sooner.