liberty punk
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Thursday, April 22, 2004  

This... the greatest thing, ever, in the entire history of the universe.

If I had enough $, absolutely nothing short of dying would prevent me from obtaining it. I would buy it even if I went blind, even if I had both legs chopped off, even if I was reduced to nothing but a talking, breathing head with wires coming out of it. Even if a wizard (or perhaps a sorcerer of some kind) turned me into some variety of small woodland creature that is incapable of enjoying said item to its fullest extent, I would still devote every resource at my disposal to making said item mine.

To recap: It is the single most spectacular thing that has ever blessed the Earth, which it does simply by existing upon it.

posted by geoff | 2:05 PM |
hehe, etc.
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