Imminent Robot Threat Update

This robot, once again brought to us by Japanese scientists, can belly-dance. In fact, that's its primary function.

Trying to throw me off, eh Japanese roboticians? What's under that little yellow dress, I wonder. An eight-barrel rotating cannon? Balloons full of poison? A grenade with roofing nails taped to it?

Clever, Japan. But not clever enough.

Though, as Dave Barry would say, 'Imminent Robot Threat' would make a great name for a band.

"Dude, are you going to the IRT show on Friday?"

"Aw man, I can't, I'm going to see Corpse Shovel that night! They're opening for The Skull-Crushing Tank Treads!"

"Too bad. I heard IRT started using a belly-dancing robot as part of their encore!"

"Damn, that's gonna be kickass!"

Fools.