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Tuesday, March 18, 2003
48 Hours Means 48 Thrills
So Bush is giving Saddam and his sons 48 hours to leave Iraq, or else we will commence the jigglin'... er, attack.
What'll he do in the meantime? Will he attack Israel? Will he try and gas our troops? And here's the money question:
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GIVING HIM THIS CHANCE WHEN HE'LL CLEARLY TRY TO RETAIN SOME KIND OF POWER, WHAT DO WE THINK HE'LL DO IF HE LEAVES, JUST BUY A TIMESHARE IN BERMUDA AND SPEND THE REST OF HIS DAYS DRINKING MARGUERITAS ON THE GODDAMN BEACH???
Shit. The only good thing about this last-minute offer is that it's yet another thing to rub in the peaceniks' faces: We gave the cocksucker every last motherfucking chance. Every last chance. Whatever happens now, happens.
Personally, I hope he has a massive stroke while taking a shit this afternoon, and they find him that way. Kinda like Elvis. Only, not Elvis.
UPDATE: He's rejected the 48 hour thing. So will we wait until the deadline anyway, to look as "good" as possible?
Let's get this show on the road.
UPDATE AGAIN: Shit is going down really fast. Between CNN and FoxNews, I keep reading newer and newer little updates about mass surrendering, mustard and VX gases, oil spilling out into the oil fields, all kinds of crazy crap. This is happening so crazy fast. We're on the verge of what will be a mind-bogglingly important make-or-break situation here. Meanwhile, the band Cave-In is setting up for their instore here at my record store, and it's loud as all fuck here in the back room.