Just found this: www.googlism.com. You type your name in there and it returns the results of a Google search basically telling you what words or phrases are commonly associated with your name. These are my favorites:

geoff is just a space filler
geoff is a remarkable gentlemen
geoff is an idiot
geoff is active in many community and sporting associations
geoff is a life member of the australian black and white artists club and is also a member of the australian guild of realist artists
geoff is a skilled negotiator
geoff is a smart guy
geoff is my brother
geoff is one of canada’s most energetic and inspirational fitness leaders
geoff is a masterful puppeteer
geoff is well qualified to help clients achieve their financial goals
geoff is rather large

Hehe cool.