In Case You Haven't Noticed...
Michael Moore sucks. Reason.com reviews his new film, Bowling For Columbine, here.

I didn't like the movie, either. I knew I wouldn't, and that's why my friend Matt and I bought tickets for Red Dragon and then went in to see Moore's suckstorm instead. (At least that way, Anthony Hopkins was getting our money instead of he-who-shall-remain-nameless.)